I only ask four things of the government if they try to confiscate a single gun at my residence.
1st- In all of Utah, pick me and my guns first. There will be a learning lesson for multiple people, and I’ll be the one doing the training.
2nd- Let my wife and kids out of my home and escort them into the an adjoining city at least 5-7 miles away, just to be safe. A hand written warning letter when you’re unconstitutionally arriving would be nice. So I can frame the letter afterward on my wall.
3rd- Evacuate my entire neighborhood and allow their house pets to follow them as well. Watch out though, one guy down the street has 4 dogs just FYI.
4th- Film the entire event in HD.
Have you ever seen the movie Braveheart and/or Rambo? Because together if those two movies were to sexually identify as whatever they need to identify as to have a baby; that movie baby would be me; in an event such as the one I describe.
If you don’t allow my four requests for your attempted unconstitutional confiscation of my guns, at least you will have enough action footage to release far more sequels than Star Wars ever could dream about.
Good day,
William Rambo Moutsos